TV Pilot · Feminist Dark Vampire-Comedy
BITE ME!
Pilot completed · 2025
“When a depressed vampire meets a pregnant queer punk, their strange friendship becomes a darkly funny survival guide to womanhood in the modern age.”
Bite Me! turns the vampire myth inside out: an ensemble of women claim the night as their own, drinking deep from a culture that has spent centuries telling them to stay thirsty.
Equal parts gallows humour and gothic swoon, the project sits at the intersection of folklore, feminist theory and the giddy pleasure of bared canines.
Pitch Deck
Inside Bite Me!
A look-book for the project — tone, characters, and the neon-lit world of a depressed five-hundred-year-old vampire.
